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Honeywell TSCP700 is a small turboshaft, used as auxiliary power unit on wide-body airliners.
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Abdulhamid I or Abdul Hamid I was the 27th sultan of the Ottoman Empire from 1774 to 1789.
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Hematein or haematein is an oxidized derivative of haematoxylin, used in staining. Haematein should not be confused with haematin, which is a brown to black iron-containing pigment formed by decomposition of haemoglobin. In the Colour Index, haematein is called haematine.
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