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Royal Arch Masonry is the first part of the American York Rite system of Masonic degrees. Royal Arch Masons meet as a Chapter, and the Royal Arch Chapter confers four degrees: Mark Master Mason, Past Master, Most Excellent Master, and Royal Arch Mason.
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The 2,500-ton steamship Woodville was built in 1892 for Woodville SS Co Ltd of North Shields, England. She was then sold during World War I to the Southern Whaling and Sealing Company, Liverpool.
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