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{"type":"general","setup":"When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?","punchline":"Yep, people are just dying to get in there","id":50}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why are football stadiums so cool?","punchline":"Because every seat has a fan in it.","id":404}
{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?","punchline":"Because he was a fungi.","id":35}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do bees have sticky hair?","punchline":"Because they use honey combs!","id":342}
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{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
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