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Chinchimane, also known as Chinchimani, is a settlement in Namibia's Zambezi Region, located 64 kilometres southwest of the region's capital, Katima Mulilo. It is part of the Sibbinda Constituency and serves as the Royal Headquarters of the Mafwe people.
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