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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?","punchline":"She was a roman catholic.","id":98}
{"fact":"While many parts of Europe and North America consider the black cat a sign of bad luck, in Britain and Australia, black cats are considered lucky.","length":146}
{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Can I watch the TV?","punchline":"Yes, but don’t turn it on.","id":82}
{"fact":"Some common houseplants poisonous to cats include: English Ivy, iris, mistletoe, philodendron, and yew.","length":103}
{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the big flower say to the littler flower?","punchline":"Hi, bud!","id":167}
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