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{"type":"standard","title":"Lovin' the Day","displaytitle":"Lovin' the Day","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6692592","titles":{"canonical":"Lovin'_the_Day","normalized":"Lovin' the Day","display":"Lovin' the Day"},"pageid":28011628,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/67/Album_Cover_for_Lovin%27_the_Day_by_Out_of_Eden.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/67/Album_Cover_for_Lovin%27_the_Day_by_Out_of_Eden.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1016732078","tid":"b5f73f80-98a0-11eb-a4ff-10fc263fe964","timestamp":"2021-04-08T19:29:18Z","description":"1994 studio album by Out of Eden","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovin'_the_Day","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovin'_the_Day?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovin'_the_Day?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Lovin'_the_Day"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovin'_the_Day","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Lovin'_the_Day","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovin'_the_Day?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Lovin'_the_Day"}},"extract":"Lovin' the Day is the debut album of the Dove Award-winning American urban gospel group Out of Eden, released in 1994. It features sisters Lisa, Andrea, and Danielle Kimmey. It was the launch album of Gotee Records, and was the catalyst for the creation of the record label; founders of the label Toby McKeehan, Todd Collins, and Joey Elwood had wanted to produce the album, but after not being able to find a Record label to sign the act to, they formed Gotee Records and began distributing the band's material on their own. The album peaked at #10 on the Top Contemporary Christian music chart. It includes a cover of the Bill Withers hit Lovely Day.","extract_html":"
Lovin' the Day is the debut album of the Dove Award-winning American urban gospel group Out of Eden, released in 1994. It features sisters Lisa, Andrea, and Danielle Kimmey. It was the launch album of Gotee Records, and was the catalyst for the creation of the record label; founders of the label Toby McKeehan, Todd Collins, and Joey Elwood had wanted to produce the album, but after not being able to find a Record label to sign the act to, they formed Gotee Records and began distributing the band's material on their own. The album peaked at #10 on the Top Contemporary Christian music chart. It includes a cover of the Bill Withers hit Lovely Day.
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